In the toilet...

So today was a very interesting day. I was stressing out over something i shouldnt have been stressing out about yet and while i was on the phone with schwinn one of the balls from my nose ring fell off and it pretty much pushed me over the edge. i couldnt understand why i was so irritated by everything and why i was so furiously searching the 4th floor of Nuge for the last earring ball i had. after rushing off to class and going to the bathroom i found out i had gotten my period and was getting cramps and irritated. it was weird that i was so irritated because i dont usually get more irritated when i am getting my period. so i was very unprepared and didnt have any sort of product so i had to sit uncomfortably with a wad of toilet paper through a 3 hour class. 

sadly i broke down and bought one of those 25 cent tampons in the girls restrooms at school. let me tell ya that is the smallest tampon ever!!! i am used to having the cup or sponge in me and before that the hugest tampons money could buy. so i told schwinn and she referenced it to a penis... as she does so many things! (hahah just kidding)... and my demonstration of how a tampon the size of my pinkie was insecurely resting in my jumbo silver dollar sized vag made a really cute boy laugh (as well as schwinn and i)... pretty much made day! 

but that had nothing to do with the toilet!

 the first time schwinn used the cup it fell in the toilet. that provided a really great laugh.. until now. 

as i was pulling out the cup... oh about 20 mins ago... it flung out of my fingers and went splat all over the place. not only did it cover the toilet bowl with blood but also my backside and legs! gross! but i was cracking up! it was so ridiculous! 

and on top of that... i have this weird eco-friendly low flush toilet... this does not work in a situation where there is bloody water and toilet paper in the toilet. i have already flushed 3 times but the water is still this lovely shade of red (as are the few pieces of toilet paper that have not gone down). Thank goodness i live alone so i am not subjecting anyone else to the silly blunders of this alternative menstrual user!

WOW! what a day. probably my most flustered menstrual day in a very long time!

VyNL